Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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