He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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