we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i out mim tonsoeep
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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