you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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