Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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