North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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