I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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