Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Less talking, more tequila
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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