Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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