By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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