yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Bring me that man meat
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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