he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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