I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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