Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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