How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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