I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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