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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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