And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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