My room smells like vodka and shame
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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