apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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