over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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