I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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