God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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