READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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