angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ladies don't puke and tell
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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