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That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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