Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
