Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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