This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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