I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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