I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
