he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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