Will you blow on my dice?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Enjoy the penises
Cover your peen. We're going out.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
