I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I don't think brook has ever known best
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
