im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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