I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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