There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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