Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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