I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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