I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
It's Friday. Sex?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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