gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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