I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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