guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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