you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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