Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your dad touched me again.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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