I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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