he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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