I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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