Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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