I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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