Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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