I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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