I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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